An intro and Boobs.

I guess the easiest way to start is to explain me.
Its a pain, with all the stereotypes of teenagers, to say that i am a 16 teen year old boy. No i don't wear a wangster hat. I don't go around robbing places, or firing guns. In fact i am probably the most sexist guy you'll meet. WAIT. "He's sexist?" i can almost see your mouse going to the close buton. Maybe it should go there too. I hate men. And now i can almost hear the wheels turning in your head. Hes a gay yet he hates them? Yeah, welcome to my life. My Friends are predominately female, however there are a few of the other sex that seem to slither into my life. Next!

I attend my local high school and am in my correct grade. Also I like to hang out with my friends across the street from my school, where they smoke, Therefor, i get labeled as a smoker. oh my. I don't mind though, i must be pretty important if people talk about me. :D

Sleep kinda doesn't work for me anymore either. that and waking up sucks alot. I enjoy many activity's including parkour, martial arts and blackjack. That why you have the ace of spades as a cursor.
When you hear me talk about my friends i wont use there actual names, they all have very interesting nicknames, so that's how i will refer to them.

I do love to go out and party on the weekends, as a group, me and my friends have a place to party and a place to crash. Its interesting. When my parents have party usually at least one person drives home. Yet with my group of friends, we would rather chop off your feet then let you drive home.

I will probably be posting on any weekday that time permits. This means no Thursday posting usually, because i volunteer at the local hospital. Yes, i know. I'm such a good kid.
Wrong!

I just try to level out the good and bad.

I like to strive to be different, but I'm also a little bit of a nutcase. I often wonder if i went into a therapist, if they would even know where to start. I'm the kid of kid who will wander through zellers for a half an hour, not looking for that one nice shirt, not browsing their game section, but switching all their price tags around the store. Or buy a bottle of pop, with full intention to drink and then at the last minute deciding to huff it out a bus window. I love chaos a little too much.

I think from here out you will just hear my take on whatever happened at school that day. i dont expect to get this blog much popular, but more of a personal account and reference for me to look back on and say 'man i was a messed up kid. But those were good times'

I like to live life on the saying 'If your not living on the edge, your taking up too much room' even if it means pushing the law.

Speaking of the law. Most people think of the law as a line. then there's that yellow tape. 'Do not Cross' when really its like a rubber bands. You can push it, but only so much until it breaks. Trespassing is a beautiful example of this. Ignorance is the remedy to this poison. "I'm sorry i wasn't aware that this nuclear power plant was private property..."

I guess this is a little long but its good venting for me. i don't do it much. actually i can talk about one of my friends now. She doesn't have an appropriate nickname. and the old general selection isn't very good. it would be very suggestive to call her 'deepthroat' wouldn't it?

Well, her nickname is Boobs. This was given to her by the rest of the girls in my group because of her most defining feature (s)

anyway... poor boobs always has one problem or another so i usually get to let her vent on me. I like listening to people vent, if you vent it means somethings generally pissed you off. It means your human, and not as much of the teenager species. I dont like Teenagers that much either.

I guess i will stop for the night before you guys get an overload of me. I will post again on Monday. It should be interesting. By the way f any of my friends happen to find this, you should probably only use you nickname. I'm thinking only one will anyway. maybe two.

I will shut up and leave you with a nice quote.
"It is better to live a Short Exciting Life, That you loved, Then a long boring life that you hated."
Forever and Always

Stryker McClain