Thursday, October 30, 2008

Death and Quotes

Holy, this feels like Friday so much.
I think it was because i worked yesterday, and usually that means that this would be Friday.
Lets see, nothing amazingly extraordinary, except that fact that i had improv at lunch.
Improv, is the art of making stuff up on the spot (basically)
Like "Whose line is it anyway?"
anyway, we played some games, I think i died three or four times. once by a crazy bird flu and another time from choking to death. It was pretty fun.
We played Zip Zap Zop.
That where you all stand in a circle and one person shoots someone else and says 'Zip'. Then that person points to someone and says 'Zap'. Then that person point to someone and says 'Zop'. Repeat. When someone says the wrong thing, they die a very dramatic death. Goddess died from her granny chopping her head off with a meat cleaver...
Also, i chose my costume for Halloween. I know, little late, eh?
But yeah, I'm Going to be a Vampire :D
Gray got a makeup kit that had capsules of fake blood, so I'm going to use a few of them. But Im going as a modern vampire, basically a really pale goth, with bite marks. It will be fun, i will be biting people with fake capsules in my mouth. It will be very fun. Hehe. I think i will also carry around a glass full of tomato juice, then probably get some tomato soup from Rae.
Oh yeah, i did a lot more work on that painting, the tigger one... that's what Moe nicknamed him... He Coming along awesomely, but hes due tomorrow. I think he will be going up on my wall.
And speaking of tomorrow, Ms Songstress told us today that she didn't like Halloween. How Do You Not Like Halloween?!? Free Candy and you get to dress up like a freak, which i would do anyway, if it wasn't frowned upon =/
But she said it was because she didn't like it when people knew her, but she didn't know who they were, she thought it was creepy. She also told us a story about when she went to a party and she met a guy who had an end table sticking out from his stomach and a lamp and a book on it.
He was One Night Stand.
Da-Dum-Chi
So yeah, I was supposed to go out with boobs for lunch but i had improv, so she wasn't too happy about that. I think we will go tomorrow. I dunno, Kinda a spur of the moment thing.
That reminds me of a quote.
Quote Time:
"If Your Not Living On The Edge, Your Taking Up Too Much Room"
I used to have it as an msn icon. It basically mean that if your not living life to its fullest, then your taking that from another poor soul who could have. Basically like one that I have now.
"Because i Have lived my life to its fullest, I shall have no fear in dying"
Which is my feeling towards death.
If I'm Going to die, so be it. Ive had a hell of a run. I absolutely have had a blast in my life time. Ive had the best friends on the face of this earth. Best example of this is Wind, who helped me through some rough times. (my personal therapist...) I love her to death, shes so awesome.
However if i do die, i want to go out in style.
You know when you break up with someone, and people tell you "Dint be sad its over. Be happy it happened." Well, that how i wanna go out, Not with a bang. Nut with a Nuclear Fucking Explosion. Except its like I'm dumping all of you...
I want a huge party. I want to have the Biggest party in the universe at my funeral. I want Drinking, Loud music, and party games. A huge celebration of how awesome my life was. and that now I'm probably in hell, getting poked with a very pointy stick. ^.^
Well, i will be off for the day. I dint want to bore you all.
Forever and Always
Stryker
Post. Scripture. I'm Feeling very italicized today.

Wednesday, October 29, 2008

Massages and Work

So I'm in a touch of a frazzle...Not exactly sure why...
Oh well. So i had a pretty good day today. Nothing really crazy happened.
Oh, actually i lost an earring! i dunno where. >.>
So at lunch i had to get $5 from a friend and buy new ones...
Oh and after i got back from lunch i gave Boobs a back massage and hung out inside the stairwell. I find that people never actually talk when you give them massages, they just kinda sit there...Actually this one time, at one of Wind's parties, i gave this girl a massage for 4 and 1/2 hours with hot oil and she couldn't move afterward. :D
Did I mention i work well with my hands?
Oh Yeah, The stairwell is basically the science wing stair well where our group hangs out. There are no cameras, unlike the rest of the school, and its kinda small, which makes it cozey.
Oh yeah, and me and Rae took the bus up to the hospital, cuz she lives close and i had to go volunteer. So, i bugged the crap outta her, strictly cuz its fun though...
Actually, one thing thats been bugging the crap out of me. I have been gettting compared to a lost puppy alot recently... like 4 people and a teacher... A TEACHER!!
I don't even match the characteristics that much, except that i like to follow people around because i have nothing else to do.
And i suppose because i listen so well. I've learned that when you ignore girls or don't do what they ask, they get mad at you. as ive stated before.
Hell Hath No Fury
Like A Women Scorned
So, I've become well trained... not whipped, but trained.
So, yeah, back to stuff.
Ms. Songstress. I will call her that because her name reminds me of a song..who is my english teacher, assigned us a commentary.. Okay, number one. Ick. number two. Ugh. Yay three letter words.
I really always missed the point of writing essays. I mean we've read shakespear. Obviousily anyone who isn't sitting there with a stunned look on their face, (there is always a few) already know what its about. Unless you want to be a writer, which there is a class for, then there is no point behind it.
Oh sure, it shows that we know whats going on, but thats what tests are for.
I think Commentarys are a waste of the average students time and are serious pain.
I think this post may be incredibly short but nothing Zaney really happened today..
i will probably make like a baby and head out for a shower here soon so i guess i will wrap it up, actually that reminds me.
Boobs said that she was going to give me a christmas gift, but i had to wrap it >.<
(if you didn't get that, you won't. Its over your head and under your feet)
Anyways
I'm off
Forever and Always
Stryker

Tuesday, October 28, 2008

Frogs and Jobs

Wow, what a day.
So, did the daily timmy's thing... yada yada yada...
Oh yeah! Something i failed to mention. I have this friend and she kinda just got inducted to our group recently, cuz we just met her this year, cuz she moved to alberta. Her Nackname: Goddess. I wish i was kidding. Shes tall, amazing complexion, mile long, drool worthy legs, and oversized... Brains.
aaaannnyyway. We put her through initiation a few weekends ago. She came to a party at wind's house and we played boxhead.
For those who Don't know what boxhead is i will explain it in 3 words.
Drinking Card Game.
Oh and...
ShitLoad Of Fun!
(Is that two words or just one...?)
So, yeah. We All got nice and toasty..>.> where was i going with this again. I dunno.
None of my smoker friends had smokes today. I got to laugh at them because they were all croaking...
Yeah, apparently that means that they were dying from nicotine withdrawl, i just don't understand where the frog came in. :/
I think its the third time I've falen asleep in Electronics...
That class just makes me sleepy, the same way math makes me want to put a pencil through my eye...
I spent lunch chatting with Rae. We both should have been foam with pointy things, (Archery) but we decided that we were going to go for a walk...
The poor girl is in IB. Thats all i should have to say for most. IB Student have their choice between
Social life
Homework
and Sleep
They only get to choose two though...
So, nothing really happened at school, but after school, as i was chilling out, wait for my interview to start. we some how gathered up a huge amount of people. It started out with just me and Rainbow, then Ant showed up. After dinner (Rainbow treated us to pizza delight.) Mistress and her bf J showed up. Then i went in for my interview.
1/2 the interview was her telling me how perfect i was for the job. XD
Then two more people that i barely know show up.
yeah. When people that i dont know show up, i leave. Now i have to find something to blow my first paycheck on :D
Oh yeah. You should definatly leave some comments. I'd love to know who all is reading...
Aside from that it wasn't a very important day... these may become less and less frequent due to my working... but i doubt it...
I also got called in to volunteer tomorrow instead of thursday so thats where i will be tomorrow til about nine thirty. But i guess i will go for tonight.
Forever and Always
Stryker

Monday, October 27, 2008

Bowls of stupid and Math

So, Let's See..
Well, I left my book bag at a friends house after a party last Friday. It had my sketchbook, and my English book. So I had to stuff the contents of my lunch into my pockets...(lmao Pizza pocket. Name actually suits it...) and grab my own sketchbook and head out the door.
The Difference between my sketchbook and my art book, is that my sketchbook is for personal use and my art book is for art class. I had to make it look like i was doing something or else my art teacher would jump down my throat. I am painting a nice picture of a tiger tho...
So, after i catch the bus in the morning i get to Timmy's and take a seat with my friends. At this particular Tim Horton's there happens to be a supervisor that we don't like. If we happen to be siting five to six to a booth, or if, heaven forbid, we pull a chair up next to the booth, She comes and tells us off because we are a 'fire hazard'
Okay firstly, that's just an excuse to yell at teenagers. Secondly, ANYTHING WITH TWO LEGS AND PULSE IS NOT A FIRE HAZARD. Yeah... No.
So poor boobs, who I'm guessing had been out drinking but didn't want to admit it. or was just sick from all the sex she has been having, decided that she wanted to go home... Okay whatev. Then She finds out that her cell is disconnected.
Quick Life Lesson
Angry Chicks Are Scary!!!
This is why i stay on their side.
So Boobs borrows my phone and called her mommy and wasn't seen for the rest of the day
Next I got a text from Wind. Shes a Gorgeous friend of mine... She is usually the party thrower.
anyway her boyfriend, Gray, Who i happened to be good friends with. One of the few... He is a cool dude, anyway. she texted me asking me if i could help decorate his locker. so i went and did that while she wrapped his present in duct tape. I was thinking to myself "Do she not want him to actually get it?" but yeah, its like a tradition with them.
Skip Ahead
Skip Ahead
Skip Ahead
I was playing computer games in my computer science class when i stumbled across this quote
"As Far As the laws of mathematics refer to reality, they are not certain.
As far as they are certain, they do not refer to reality"
So after my brain exploded and imploded several times i came up with...The world is constantly changing and math isn't. You have to think logically when you are dealing with reality. In a fake world all math would add up. Pi would have an ending.
So i took a bus home and just got a phone call from zellers, where Mistress and Rainbow work. They called for an interview. So i have one tomorrow.
Flashback Story.
So i was on msn the other night Talking To Rae and our convo consisted of
Me"Did you have a bowl of stupid for breakfast?"
Her"No, Did You?"
Me"No they dont serve them at Tim Horton's..."
:D
I'm actually a touch hungry. I wonder whats for supper.
I guess thats all for today.
Forever and Always
Stryker

Sunday, October 26, 2008

An intro and Boobs.

I guess the easiest way to start is to explain me.
Its a pain, with all the stereotypes of teenagers, to say that i am a 16 teen year old boy. No i don't wear a wangster hat. I don't go around robbing places, or firing guns. In fact i am probably the most sexist guy you'll meet. WAIT. "He's sexist?" i can almost see your mouse going to the close buton. Maybe it should go there too. I hate men. And now i can almost hear the wheels turning in your head. Hes a gay yet he hates them? Yeah, welcome to my life. My Friends are predominately female, however there are a few of the other sex that seem to slither into my life. Next!
I attend my local high school and am in my correct grade. Also I like to hang out with my friends across the street from my school, where they smoke, Therefor, i get labeled as a smoker. oh my. I don't mind though, i must be pretty important if people talk about me. :D
Sleep kinda doesn't work for me anymore either. that and waking up sucks alot. I enjoy many activity's including parkour, martial arts and blackjack. That why you have the ace of spades as a cursor.
When you hear me talk about my friends i wont use there actual names, they all have very interesting nicknames, so that's how i will refer to them.
I do love to go out and party on the weekends, as a group, me and my friends have a place to party and a place to crash. Its interesting. When my parents have party usually at least one person drives home. Yet with my group of friends, we would rather chop off your feet then let you drive home.
I will probably be posting on any weekday that time permits. This means no Thursday posting usually, because i volunteer at the local hospital. Yes, i know. I'm such a good kid.
Wrong!
I just try to level out the good and bad.
I like to strive to be different, but I'm also a little bit of a nutcase. I often wonder if i went into a therapist, if they would even know where to start. I'm the kid of kid who will wander through zellers for a half an hour, not looking for that one nice shirt, not browsing their game section, but switching all their price tags around the store. Or buy a bottle of pop, with full intention to drink and then at the last minute deciding to huff it out a bus window. I love chaos a little too much.
I think from here out you will just hear my take on whatever happened at school that day. i dont expect to get this blog much popular, but more of a personal account and reference for me to look back on and say 'man i was a messed up kid. But those were good times'
I like to live life on the saying 'If your not living on the edge, your taking up too much room' even if it means pushing the law.
Speaking of the law. Most people think of the law as a line. then there's that yellow tape. 'Do not Cross' when really its like a rubber bands. You can push it, but only so much until it breaks. Trespassing is a beautiful example of this. Ignorance is the remedy to this poison. "I'm sorry i wasn't aware that this nuclear power plant was private property..."
I guess this is a little long but its good venting for me. i don't do it much. actually i can talk about one of my friends now. She doesn't have an appropriate nickname. and the old general selection isn't very good. it would be very suggestive to call her 'deepthroat' wouldn't it?
Well, her nickname is Boobs. This was given to her by the rest of the girls in my group because of her most defining feature (s)
anyway... poor boobs always has one problem or another so i usually get to let her vent on me. I like listening to people vent, if you vent it means somethings generally pissed you off. It means your human, and not as much of the teenager species. I dont like Teenagers that much either.
I guess i will stop for the night before you guys get an overload of me. I will post again on Monday. It should be interesting. By the way f any of my friends happen to find this, you should probably only use you nickname. I'm thinking only one will anyway. maybe two.
I will shut up and leave you with a nice quote.
"It is better to live a Short Exciting Life, That you loved, Then a long boring life that you hated."
Forever and Always
Stryker McClain