Friday, December 19, 2008

A Voluntary Coincidence

My eyes hurt...
Ive spent like 3 hours trying on colour contacts and i don't even have a pair that i like.
i tried one three pairs of hazel, a pair of green, a pair of violet, and a pair of silver.
you could only see one. the rest were kinda camouflaged into my blue. oh well.
my eye doctor said he has no cat eye ones.. which is unfortunate. i really wanted a pair, even if it was like a one time thing only... oh well...
aside from that, my day was good. i hung out a java moose at lunch, went to the mini theatre in d block and hijacked Grays class, made them all play improv games. the went to my last class and we went down to the media center and messed around. T'was Fun.
"Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells... Whatever rhymes with bells..."
So i gave Christmas gifts to people today.
Gray got a laptop bag, a first aid kit, and a Red bandanna.
Mary got a gift certificate to Ambiance Day Spa
and Rae got a 10K Gold necklace. I think she wants to kill me.. it wasn't as expensive as some of the other gifts i bought....
Anyway.
Grey gave me my first Christmas girt of the year.
It was a Parkour scrapbook/photo album
Its really cool. he even printed off some of the shots that he took earlier this year and put them in it. it even runner color.
Props to Grey.
But anyway. suppertime.
Forever and Always.
Stryker

Tuesday, December 16, 2008

Tap dancing on a landmine...

Well, this is slowly getting along.
My computer is uber bugged. i can barely get online without 20 pop-ups it so annoying.
but i will still write. i had a crazy busy week last week so i really need to make some nice extra posts. or something.
I'm tutoring a nice ninth grader in English, or I'm assuming she's nice. She actually has never said more then four word to me outside of the books that i get her to read.
I dunno, i think we would both rather be somewhere else. oh well, i don't really mind through. its just kinda dull.
parkour season is basically over. oh well, i have Had a good run this year. I'm actually surprised at the weather we are having in the middle of December, there isn't any snow on the ground.
I'm probably going to apply at blue ocean tomorrow, hopefully i can get in.
I was told that I'm very soft spoken.
hehe 'Silver-tounged'
It help turn interviews in my favour... and other things..
but yeah.
I'm pretty good at 'shooting the bull'
speaking of which, we are finished Catcher in the Rye.
Ms. Songstress said we would throw the books at her when we were finished.
I wanted to... there was no resolution. its like the author just said "hmm i think my hands sore, I'm going to publish it like this."
and he did. it wouldn't be surprising if the last word was 'and' or 'but' that's how much of a drop off it was.
She threw a pen at one of the students today, it was great. I've never seen another teacher brave enough to do it.
and it bounced off a chair and shot back at her. :P
that's one of my favourite classes.
oh ad we are watching 21 in math class. which is an amazing movie. Ive been playing blackjack for 9 years and loved having action movie made from it... no matter how incorrect it actually was...
I guess that's enough for tonight.
Forever and Always
Stryker

Monday, December 15, 2008

because because i am the wizard of oohs and aahs and fa-lal-las...

AUGH!!!
Now that ive got that out of the way...
It has been quite crazy lately so i will just start with the last little bit.
So I got my contacts, finally.
They are amazing! i love them, and would marry them if it were possible.
Except they are a pain in the ass to get in and take out...
Aside from that i am crazy happy.
also, i got laid off. which is too bad. they basically fired me from zellers. which sucks. but its okay, i planned to quit and go work at blue ocean anyway :D.
and I'm an English Tutor.
Yeah, i have not clue either...
I got done my computer Science class early in the semester , so i have nothing to do. they are making me tutor... i don't know why... I'm not a very good teacher.
it was funny though, because i had to go in and get her from her class, she's only a little grade nine students.. most of them, look at me like i was a god, or an alien or something... it was funny as hell.
and I'm almost done Catcher in the Rye.
I think i relate to that book alot more then most people do.
Houlden Caulfield loves to go off on tangents.
any one who has been reading me at all knows that i do that all to often.
He puts on his Red Hunting Cap as a sign that he want to be different then the rest of the phonies, but then takes it off when hes around people he knows, not wanting them to see how he actually wants to look.
He sits at the bar looking at people as the come in and judges them in his mind. well I'm not that bad, but i am sexist and dislike most men and assume that they are scum before they talk to me. To be fair, most of them are.
why be optimistic and disappointed when you can be pessimistic and pleasantly surprised.
You know when you bite into something like Chinese and you kind of go 'Hmm... wait what?'
and you really don't know whether or not you liked it? that's how i feel about this book. its good but bad... the character is an idiot, but i relate to him...
anyway, i will be off for the evening.
Forever and Always
Stryker

Wednesday, December 3, 2008

I may be ugly, but they sure love to stare...

Well i had an interesting day.
Aside from doing work on my other blog, went parkouring at lunch with gray.
It was alot of fun.
"Although i seek perfection i were my scars with pride"
Now i will probably have two more to add to the list.
I was jumping onto a metal staircase, and timed it badly. My feet didn't quite make it and i scraped my shins off the underside of it. They bled a nice little bit too.
But it was all taken in good grace, because on the flip side;
I scaled a four story building without using stairs, it was a radio station building.
Which beats my previous record of three stories.
Although the three story was easier, because it was just climbing the railing on the side of the stairs...
and i worked on my wall runs.
New Achievement Unlocked;
String together the following: Wallrun, Jump, Wallrun, Cat Jump, Vault. 15•
After school i went and wandered with Rae. She ended up getting a salad consisting of; lettuce, Spinach, noodles, mandarins, and sunflower seeds.
It was pretty good too :)
But my parents just got home, so I'm going to end this for the night.
Oh another update, we have the red rings X.X
Forever and Always
Stryker

Tuesday, December 2, 2008

I'm Strong On The Surface, Not All The Way Through

So, i went and did some training with bandit today at lunch.
Then Farron showed up and helped me out.
Yes, that is strange of me, but its impossible not to know who I'm talking about.
He has so many piercings!
Both sides of his neck
Both side of his eyebrow
Industrial
Conch connect to tregis
bridge of nose
And his penis...
count ten, plus the normal ear ones..
So, anyway.
Someone told me they felt like a creeper Reading this
I object!
Okay so the main reason i write this is to blow off some steam,
the other reason is because when i was younger, i really didn't get much privacy, cuz my parents were nosey and never let me keeping to myself. So i decided that if i couldn't make it completely private, like my drawing book, then i would make it fully public. Trust me, you wont read anything you shouldn't.
I write as though everyone is reading...
How ironic.
but i must be off, check out my other blog, its filled with my other experimental writing.
Forever and Always
Stryker

Monday, December 1, 2008

Meep!

So yeah, just got back from work not too long ago.
Figured something out too, when i move out i will probably starve to death.. I'm just too lazy to actually make something to eat. :/
Does laziness factor into anorexia?
nah..
So, anyway.
I was at work, and and i was doing returns...
that's where you take all the stuff that people drop or bring back and 'return' them to where they belong.
So i did some toys, i did some blankets, and at the very bottom of the cart.
8 pairs of Bras...
man, i did not need to stand for half and look for a polka dot bra section. it was horrible...
aside form that, i had a dull day. it rain like a bugger... i hope its dries out.
Me and Gray plan to go parkour at lunch Wednesday, and I'm still feeling a bit self destructive.
oh well, all is fair in love and war.
and i love myself, but right now I'm waging war. lets see if a can pummel myself into submission. :D
Forever and Always
Stryker