A Voluntary Coincidence

My eyes hurt...

Ive spent like 3 hours trying on colour contacts and i don't even have a pair that i like.

i tried one three pairs of hazel, a pair of green, a pair of violet, and a pair of silver.
you could only see one. the rest were kinda camouflaged into my blue. oh well.
my eye doctor said he has no cat eye ones.. which is unfortunate. i really wanted a pair, even if it was like a one time thing only... oh well...
aside from that, my day was good. i hung out a java moose at lunch, went to the mini theatre in d block and hijacked Grays class, made them all play improv games. the went to my last class and we went down to the media center and messed around. T'was Fun.
"Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells... Whatever rhymes with bells..."
So i gave Christmas gifts to people today.
Gray got a laptop bag, a first aid kit, and a Red bandanna.

Mary got a gift certificate to Ambiance Day Spa

and Rae got a 10K Gold necklace. I think she wants to kill me.. it wasn't as expensive as some of the other gifts i bought....
Anyway.
Grey gave me my first Christmas girt of the year.
It was a Parkour scrapbook/photo album
Its really cool. he even printed off some of the shots that he took earlier this year and put them in it. it even runner color.
Props to Grey.
But anyway. suppertime.
Forever and Always.

Stryker

Tap dancing on a landmine...

Well, this is slowly getting along.
My computer is uber bugged. i can barely get online without 20 pop-ups it so annoying.
but i will still write. i had a crazy busy week last week so i really need to make some nice extra posts. or something.

I'm tutoring a nice ninth grader in English, or I'm assuming she's nice. She actually has never said more then four word to me outside of the books that i get her to read.
I dunno, i think we would both rather be somewhere else. oh well, i don't really mind through. its just kinda dull.

parkour season is basically over. oh well, i have Had a good run this year. I'm actually surprised at the weather we are having in the middle of December, there isn't any snow on the ground.

I'm probably going to apply at blue ocean tomorrow, hopefully i can get in.
I was told that I'm very soft spoken.
hehe 'Silver-tounged'
It help turn interviews in my favour... and other things..

but yeah.
I'm pretty good at 'shooting the bull'
speaking of which, we are finished Catcher in the Rye.
Ms. Songstress said we would throw the books at her when we were finished.
I wanted to... there was no resolution. its like the author just said "hmm i think my hands sore, I'm going to publish it like this."
and he did. it wouldn't be surprising if the last word was 'and' or 'but' that's how much of a drop off it was.

She threw a pen at one of the students today, it was great. I've never seen another teacher brave enough to do it.
and it bounced off a chair and shot back at her. :P

that's one of my favourite classes.
oh ad we are watching 21 in math class. which is an amazing movie. Ive been playing blackjack for 9 years and loved having action movie made from it... no matter how incorrect it actually was...

I guess that's enough for tonight.
Forever and Always
Stryker

because because i am the wizard of oohs and aahs and fa-lal-las...

AUGH!!!

Now that ive got that out of the way...
It has been quite crazy lately so i will just start with the last little bit.
So I got my contacts, finally.

They are amazing! i love them, and would marry them if it were possible.

Except they are a pain in the ass to get in and take out...

Aside from that i am crazy happy.

also, i got laid off. which is too bad. they basically fired me from zellers. which sucks. but its okay, i planned to quit and go work at blue ocean anyway :D.

and I'm an English Tutor.

Yeah, i have not clue either...

I got done my computer Science class early in the semester , so i have nothing to do. they are making me tutor... i don't know why... I'm not a very good teacher.

it was funny though, because i had to go in and get her from her class, she's only a little grade nine students.. most of them, look at me like i was a god, or an alien or something... it was funny as hell.

and I'm almost done Catcher in the Rye.

I think i relate to that book alot more then most people do.

Houlden Caulfield loves to go off on tangents.

any one who has been reading me at all knows that i do that all to often.

He puts on his Red Hunting Cap as a sign that he want to be different then the rest of the phonies, but then takes it off when hes around people he knows, not wanting them to see how he actually wants to look.

He sits at the bar looking at people as the come in and judges them in his mind. well I'm not that bad, but i am sexist and dislike most men and assume that they are scum before they talk to me. To be fair, most of them are.

why be optimistic and disappointed when you can be pessimistic and pleasantly surprised.

You know when you bite into something like Chinese and you kind of go 'Hmm... wait what?'

and you really don't know whether or not you liked it? that's how i feel about this book. its good but bad... the character is an idiot, but i relate to him...

anyway, i will be off for the evening.

Forever and Always

Stryker

I may be ugly, but they sure love to stare...

Well i had an interesting day.

Aside from doing work on my other blog, went parkouring at lunch with gray.
It was alot of fun.
"Although i seek perfection i were my scars with pride"

Now i will probably have two more to add to the list.

I was jumping onto a metal staircase, and timed it badly. My feet didn't quite make it and i scraped my shins off the underside of it. They bled a nice little bit too.

But it was all taken in good grace, because on the flip side;

I scaled a four story building without using stairs, it was a radio station building.
Which beats my previous record of three stories.
Although the three story was easier, because it was just climbing the railing on the side of the stairs...

and i worked on my wall runs.

New Achievement Unlocked;

String together the following: Wallrun, Jump, Wallrun, Cat Jump, Vault. 15•

After school i went and wandered with Rae. She ended up getting a salad consisting of; lettuce, Spinach, noodles, mandarins, and sunflower seeds.

It was pretty good too :)

But my parents just got home, so I'm going to end this for the night.
Oh another update, we have the red rings X.X

Forever and Always

Stryker

I'm Strong On The Surface, Not All The Way Through

So, i went and did some training with bandit today at lunch.

Then Farron showed up and helped me out.
Yes, that is strange of me, but its impossible not to know who I'm talking about.
He has so many piercings!
Both sides of his neck
Both side of his eyebrow
Industrial
Conch connect to tregis
bridge of nose
And his penis...
count ten, plus the normal ear ones..
So, anyway.
Someone told me they felt like a creeper Reading this
I object!
Okay so the main reason i write this is to blow off some steam,
the other reason is because when i was younger, i really didn't get much privacy, cuz my parents were nosey and never let me keeping to myself. So i decided that if i couldn't make it completely private, like my drawing book, then i would make it fully public. Trust me, you wont read anything you shouldn't.
I write as though everyone is reading...
How ironic.
but i must be off, check out my other blog, its filled with my other experimental writing.
Forever and Always
Stryker

Meep!

So yeah, just got back from work not too long ago.

Figured something out too, when i move out i will probably starve to death.. I'm just too lazy to actually make something to eat. :/
Does laziness factor into anorexia?

nah..
So, anyway.
I was at work, and and i was doing returns...
that's where you take all the stuff that people drop or bring back and 'return' them to where they belong.
So i did some toys, i did some blankets, and at the very bottom of the cart.
8 pairs of Bras...
man, i did not need to stand for half and look for a polka dot bra section. it was horrible...

aside form that, i had a dull day. it rain like a bugger... i hope its dries out.

Me and Gray plan to go parkour at lunch Wednesday, and I'm still feeling a bit self destructive.
oh well, all is fair in love and war.
and i love myself, but right now I'm waging war. lets see if a can pummel myself into submission. :D
Forever and Always
Stryker

Hypno

man, what an amazing week!

Okay so, we had a hypnotist come to our school. He was the most amazing thing I've ever seen.

He took 14 people up on stage with him and hypontised them all at once, which was impressive.

I expected it to be like 1 at a time..

but It was so awesome.

He told them all that they had a babies, and they were cuddling them and playing peekaboo and such...
WITH AIR!
Yeah. And my friend Jewel was up there. It was great.
Then the hypnotist told them that the baby was crying, louder and louder...
The Jewel hold up her [Imaginary] Baby. It was so horrible and sooo Funny, i almost cried.
But yeah. Then he brought up the three girls. and told them;
when i snap my finger, you will not be able to remember your name. The harder you try to remember your name, the more you will forget it.
AND

If you were to see some one forget their own name, you would think it would be the most funny thing in the universe. The thought of someone forgetting their own name make you laugh out loud....
So he counted to three and they were snapped out of it.
He told them that they we on a game show and all they had to d is answer one question and they would win $50,000. the question was;

What is your name?
he asked jewel. you could see the realization in her eyes when she couldn't remamber her own name...
It was awesome. and both the other girls almost had tears from laughing at her, so he told jewel to go stand to her side. and asked one of the girls
"Isn't that crazy, she can't even remember her own name.."

"Yeah *laugh*"

"You would never forget your name, right?"

"Oh, No way!"

"Oh yeah? What is it?"
Immeadiate Face change... (this poor girl looks like she was about to cry)

"I... I... I Dont know.. I... I Cant Remember"
Jewel starts laughing Really hard, and the hypnotist turns to her.
"Whats so funny?"
"She Cant Remember her name"

"What your name?"
"I dont know!"
She was laughing So hard.
Then he's like "Are you sure you can't remember, Jewel?"
"Yes"
"But, Jewel, Are you sure?"
"I dont know it..."
Yeah, he said he name and she didn't know it.. it was aweseme.
Did soem parkour with Gray. I finally got my coils down...
but anyway.
Forever and Always
Stryker

Hello There, The Angel From My Nightmare...

I'm just a touch busy lately...

I have thirty hours of work coming up this week and next in total. I will be a touch busy. I've been having a crazy week, between doing a little Christmas shopping/planning

Parkour has been crazy, we are getting a lot of interest, we are probably going to add three people to our group. two people i know and on that Gray knows.

I think the majority of my friends are going to get a card with a five sheet in it but a few are going to get really expensive gifts.
If i give you a five sheet it not that i don't love ya to death, its just i had no god damned clue what to get you.. but no worries..

Gray came over today, we played some mirrors edge. I love that games its pure awesome.
Like, if you bought a can of pure awesome, and opened it. Mirrors edge would pop out.

Meh, I'm not feeling bloggy tonight.

"I am unable to mourn my dead family members, I believe they were good people and went to heaven. How can you mourn someone that is going to heaven?"
Forever and Always
Stryker McClain

I never give birds that i draw legs... Is That Cruel?

I once heard someone say that they were as close to their friends as they are to the shirt on their back.
I disagree.
I want to be as close to my friends as a tattoo inked on my arm.
In light of that, i will now explain the future artwork of my body.
I am getting arm sleeves of tattoo's, they will be a bunch of little pictures, connected by tribal. with each picture representing a different person.
Gray will be a blackjack, Rae will be a tiger. and so forth and so on.
I love my friends dearly and want to remember them forever, even when we fight i still love them all to death.
I dunno what i would do without them. They are my pillars to lean on, they are the sunshine and the moon light to me.
Earth Wind Water and Fire.
My life is composed of you all, I thought i would dedicate tonight's to thanking you for accepting me as the freak that i am.
From gray, who is basically my only male friend, to Wind, my personal therapist.
We will be friends forever, you all know too much.

Its my friends that keep me here, if it weren't for you guys, i would be up and outta here ASAP.
Either that or i woulda off'ed myself a while ago.
But yeah. I thought i would tell you guys.
I love you guys with all my heart.
Special shout to;
Rae; You make my life more interesting then well... anything. Keep it up. I wish i could say more, but theres alot to go unsaid..
Wind; I know we got some trust issues at the moment. but my loyalty stays where it is. You've helped more times then i can count. You don't have a clue how grateful i am...
Gray; dude, sometimes it is nice to have a guy friend that i can just be a dude with, and not be insulted or have someone constantly try to upstage you. plus any dude that will be excited with me when i tell him I'm going shoe shopping is alright in my book
But to all the rest. You guys make my world, and keep my in school. You are the clowns of my circus. The Demons of my hell, and the the court jesters of my kingdom.

I may not be king, but you guys amuse the fucking hell outta me.
Forever and Always.
Stryker

Urbanfreeflow and Work

Where am i going, and why am i in a handbag?

So i recruited a new tracuer, Jazz, she messes with Mary Jane too.
We must know the same type of people :D
I'm pumped, i just got my first paycheck, $150
I'm going to buy Parkour shoes, they are probably going to cost me $130 but they are Nice!
Then i'm training Jazz on sunday.
I have to duct tape my sister and her friends mouth..
Back to the topic, which was nothing.
I worked from 9 til 3 at zellers and then from 4 til 8:30 at the gift shop.
I never want to stand again.
Except for parkour of course..
Currently checking out Urban Freeflow @
www.urbanfreeflow.com
.
I am so exausted,
ive actually been contemplating the perfect world.
It sux!
Forever and Always
Stryker

parkour and gansters...

What a cool day.
Gray and i did some parkour.
Afterschool, we went to the front of the city market. Did some good Archemedis Circles, and definatly improved on some old skills. I can punch off better, and i learned how to speed vault.
Flippy came to see us too, he impressed Gray alot.
We are planning to recrut from our school to join our team, but we lack a team name.
Any suggestions for a parkour team name, leave in the comment box!
We were thinking of just holding an info session at school...

just bring people in for some intro stuff to parkour.
But i figured that with Mirrors Edge being out, that people would want to try. and nothing would Irk me more then
Poser Traceurs
ugh, nothing pisses me off more then wanna bees
Its like when you see these wangsters, walking around saint john. Trying to be gangster. Gangster is a way that you grow up, not something that you can buy with a few bucks and have a fucking cocky attitude.
Anyway. I dont want people saying 'Yeah i do parkour' when really they just do it shitily, that would bring down how special it is...
But i gotsta get going
Peace!
Forever and Always
Stryker

Meep!

So i had a good day today.
I'm downloading some music...
I hung out with goddess today, at lunch. She's was in such a good mood, Although very hyper. She quit winter.. she came to school wearing capri's and it was nasty cold, and windy.
But no, she quit wind too. Poor thing.
Shes a ballerina, and shes got really nice legs.. i don't know how she can do that.. too much toe work, i think.
I've always wanted to learn the salsa, or the tango. They are such interesting dances, they are the most sophisticated thing you can do while still coming close to basically having sex on the dance floor...
Back onto the topic at hand. We wandered into the source, she was looking at everything. She managed to find their purple phones...
Whoa memory lapse.. i think i just got hit with a slight case of amnesia... stupid texts..
Back on topic. or at least back on tangent .
Purples not really my color. I like red and black, it really depends on what you mix them with, like yellow and black are cool, but yellow alone isn't. I think its just stuff that suits the eyes, like how jeans go with anything.
And that why i only wear jeans.
One of my teachers has a broken rib or something so we had a sub today. it was the head of our bio department. She not a very... favoured teacher to have.
Hey I'm actually doing a nice full blog today. Although I'm slowly learning that its hard to type and not look at the keyboard.
So i figure that my brain is basically like a giant room with a whole bunch of candles. Some of the flames are large, some are small, and some are completely out. Each candle is a subject of my thoughts. As an example, my parkour candle was low about a month ago, but then i downloaded the mirrors edge demo. I basically sparked the flame up to a full burn. which sucks because that is a seasonal candle that can only be lit in the summer. You can't parkour in the winter you will fall off a building and break your legs...
I've always wanted to see someone fall off a building and make a perfect hole in the ground in the shape of their bodies, like on the loony toons!
You can try your hardest but you will always remember something that you dont want to...
Forever and Always
Stryker

Vipers, my weekend, and the flow.

I am a lurker.

I hide in the darkness, biding my time, waiting for the perfect moment to strike.

I watch what happens around me with quiet calculation.

When the time is right, I move with the swift and deadly accuracy of a viper.
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I find that my weekend posts are much more interesting...
I was supposed to be going out to do some parkour but its piss pouring rain out so that sucks, and sparks [Formerly Blaze, she requested a name change =D] cant come anyway.
Oh well, I didn't really do much this weekend, just sat around and relaxed.
Actually Rae is coming awfully close to figuring out something that i was try to keep a secret. She came pretty close, oh well, kudos to her for trying.
I went to improv after school Friday. It was fun. I got assigned a rule so that each scene i had to wear a mask for the whole scene. Pretty cool.
There's not actually much to say for the weekend. So ill leave you with an intro to a story
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Once this city used to pulse with energy, Dirty and Dangerous – But Alive and Wonderful.
Now It’s Something Else.
The Changes Came Slowly at first, Most didn’t Realize, or didn’t Care and Accepted them,
They Chose a comfortable life.
Some Didn’t.
And those who refused to conform were pushed to the sidelines and criminalized.
They became our clients.
We Call Ourselves Runners
We live on the edge, Between the gloss and the reality The Mirror’s Edge
We keep out of trouble and out of sight and the cops don’t bother us.
Runners see the city in a different way.
We see the flow; Roof tops become pathways and routes of escape.
The Flow is what keeps us running.
It keeps us alive.
Forever and Always
Stryker

Whoa, Overload

I'm Never Gonna Get this done...
I'm doing sooo much. Sending links, clicking links, chatting...
Its a flurry...
I totally just recruited a new parkourist. Sparks.
Plus my parents wanted to know what i wanted for cristmas, which i dont even know, thats partially the reason im so hard to buy for >.<
I only really want expensive.
Ha finally people leave me alone...
yeah hopefully i can go uptown this weekend too. I wanna show sparks the ropes, She will catch on. Shes in martial arts.. I think i will want to test the waters with her fighting abilities too... But enough of that.
Jeez, i gotta go. Its been really busy all day, even at my volunteer job.
Forever And Always
Stryker

Dum Di Da Di Da

Dum Di Da Di Da

So, I had a good day today.
My Days should be consistant of:
Wake Up
Go To School
Go To Work
Go Home
Pass Out For the Night
They should.
actually, technically i'm not working this week, which sucks.

I wasn't put in at all on the schedule. I'm beginning to think they want to fire me :P
But yeah. I hung out with Gray at lunch, he needed pics for his photgraphy class. So i let him take a few pics of me.
So yeah.
Actually anyone who knows me should be scratching their head [With the exception of Rae, who will have hers tilted to the side]

I hate having my picture taken. I do all i can to avoid it,
My sister is the exact oppisite, she has some 600 pictures of herself

She's tried to take pics of me before, she fails horribly :D
but today was an exception,
I was doing Parkour
Or in Rae's Case; Learning to kill myself and make it look like an accident ^.^

anyway, so i was basically climbing things and trying not to fall off 'em
I probably wouldn't be as pissed at getting hurt as i would at getting sand in my hair >.>
I have been having fairly uneventful day, which is quite horrible. Gives me nothing to write about.
Oh one thing. I have crushes on WAAAAAAYY to many girls.
Like too many to count on my hands. I can't help it, why do they all have to be so cute >.>
Even without looks i have a crush on a few of them because they have such great personalities, but they're generally the egyptain type.
Like i met a group of girls at the bus stop who were all way too cute for their own good.
but i guess i will have to get used to it. If only i could have all of 'em... ... .. . . .. . .
Back to reality.
I guess that will be it for now.
If your readin this, drop in a comment [aside form Gray and Rae) I'd love to take a quick head count.
Oh yes, Over a hundred views :D:D:D:D:D YAY!!
Forever and Always
Stryker

So i figured out that more people read this then i thought...
I thought it was just Rae that was reading, with Gray poking in once or twice.
But i had Phoenix come up to me the today and she told me that she was reading along. She was also wondering what her nickname would be. Truethfully, half of them i make up on spot. On this one, i consulted with Rae.
The purpose of the nicknames are to preserve people identity. in case i say something i shouldn't, the whole world doesn't know who I talking about.
Lets, see. work sucked.. What else is new?
School was fun, Kinda uneventful.
We had our rememberence day ceremony today.
I dont like rememberence day. I respect that we have it, i just dont like it.
actually, the Never Again song is the worst part. I haven't heard it since grade six cuz i absolutly hate it. It used to get stuck in my head til christmas. X_X I used to cover my ears and hum whenever it came on. My friend just tld the teacher that i lost someone in the war...
My little sister has her friend over and they are hyper... I want to duct tape their lips...
Anyway on a more happy note. I get to sleep in tomorrow!
Resting is fun, I love when your laying in the bed in the morning and drifting half in and out of dreams
No music tonight. My media player is being... inconsistant
Why is a Raven Like a Writing Desk?
Anyone got he answer?
I do..
Forever and Always
Stryker

Egyptains and Dill Pickles

Yay work!
I've worked 12 hours so far, 2 four hour shifts and a 7 and a 1/2
Okay so almost 12 hours...
I work with rainbow and ... oh wait... Nope mistress got fired. Nevermind.but i woprk with rainbow! I spent my day folding towels...
Anyway.
Story time.
I have this analogy about egyptains...
Basically, I can read people like books. Most people's emotions show on their faces, easy to read.
About 50% of these books are english. I can read them with no problem.
Another 45% are French. I can basically understand the easy parts...
The there are the 5% that are in Egyptain.
Bird Dot Eye Eye Dot Hand
WTF?!?!
Those are people like Rae, and Psycho (thats not in a bad way, she's just alot of fun)
I would say luna, but it seems that she only has one mood lately...
but anyway, I call these people egyptains cuz i have no idea their moods no matter what they looked like.
Like, Psycho. There were days that she like me and day's that she though i was a disgusting maggot, and ran away from me... (okay that was exagerated) but still. She was successful in Confusing me and actually making me give up on trying to date her, This was after she kissed me! Yeah. Yeah. That was a hell of a summer >.>
But she's still awesome.. She sends me art sometimes which is cool.
I'm off on a tangent...
Speaking of tangent.
there's an IB saying...
I wish I was a Tangent so i could lay adjacent to your curves
Yeah figure that out. :D
There's also;
I wish I was a Helicase So I could Unzip your genes.
But I'm off topic again. But then again, i never had a topic so i cant rightly be off it can i?
This is like my weekend post i think...
My brain feels like a sponge...
Why does a circle pizza come in a square box?
Can you cry underwater?
If a whole chicken lays a whole leg every day, and half a chicken lays a half an egg every half a day, how long would it take a monkey with a wooden leg to kick the seeds out of a dill pickle?
So yeah, that it for today. More music though
Rap: Jason Mraz - Geek In The Pink
Metal: Avenged Sevenfold - Burn It Down (Xtended Breakdown)
Classic Rock: Ram Jam - Black Betty
Techno: DJ Venom - Inspector Gadget
Mainstream: Fall out boy - Sugar We're Going Down
Seven Didn't Eat Nine! He was Framed By Four!
Forever and Always
Stryker

Coffee and parties...

Life is a handful.
think I've been forgetting titles on these >.> Oh Well...
So i went to Timmy's today. Just normally chatted with friends, Goddess, Luna, everyone... Anyway while we were walking to school from Timmy's, Panda offered me her Drink. It was coffee...
I Don't drink coffee.. its too bitter, i dont like bitter.
Oh and I find that if you dont get you coffee, you become bitter.
But anyway. So i took her Triple Triple, and drank it. It was actually Pretty Good
O.O
Yeah... I know...
so yeah.
Actually There are a few of us that have our Math Midterm today. Goddess was of them. She came rushing out, begging everyone for a calculater. We are in the same class but she has her math class earlier, so i leant her mine and told her to give it back to me at next break.
She didn't come out. I was a bit worried. So i went off to second class, praying that she came out next break. I really needed a calculater, cuz you cant do LOG's in your head...
But she came out next class with good news, she said:
"Guy's That Mid-Term was brutal!"
Oh how right she was. But thankfully I actually studied for this one. So it wasn't bad. I'm sure i passed it.
But Yeah, i had improve at lunch.
Lalala...
Oh Yeah, theres going to be a party at Gray's house soon for his friends birthday. Which is cool.
I've been meaning to go to a good party lately anyway, I love having a social life.
The only problem with parties is that I never have the money or resources (buyers) to get anything for me, so i never actually get to have any. But thats okay, I Dont mind being a medic.
After school i stopped off at work got some paperwork and then went to my other job. Yeah, Its been a pretty dull day since. I may go out bowling with a co-worker of mine next weekend. I dunno. But i will be off for the night.
I think I will start recommending songs to my readers..
I have tastes in all types of music. Todays Music Choices will Be
Metal - Bullet for my Valentine - Hand Of Blood
Rap - Kanye West - Golddigger
Techno - Dj Shadow - Organ Doner
Classic Rock - Brain Adams
Mainstream - Paramore - CrushCrushCrush
There ya go, sooner or later i will run outta music >.>
See Ya's Later
Forever and Always
Stryker

I had a very mixed day.
I had to go in for math help at lunch. I learned something. I don't like my teacher.
All the math teachers i have had have been really crappy, i think its just me. They Just really aren't my teaching style... We kinda clash, but when i went downstairs, i got everything immediately. Just shows the difference that a teacher can make.
I had a 59% math early in the semester. That's a really crappy mark, I mean Your like, half an inch off from passing.
Now I'm up to 67% which is okay, but i think i will have to aim a bit higher. I can do it. Just I need to concentrate more on my work.
After school I went to My first day on the job.
That was interesting. I sat in front of a mini tv for a half an hour and ate popcorn and watched cheesy training movies.
They had some important things to say. Such as:
There was a bottle shown and on the warning label it said:
Warning; Dangerous when mixed with acid.
Oh yeah.. Cuz you know, acid alone isn't going to burn through your skin or anything, we have to mix it to make it really dangerous...
Next on the list of Stupid thing;
Even hiding Stolen good under a baby won't help thieves
Oh yeah, because when I'm stealing pitchforks, that's where i wanna put 'em. I mean c'mon, who's gonna look under a baby for a pitchfork?
Next!
The Skull and crossbones on this cans means that its poisonous
Really? No Kidding? I thought It was Pirate in a Can!
Well, I guess i will have to get my Aerosol Scurvy somewhere else...
Also i Found new terminology recently
Bio-Luminescence
The Ability to give off light.
Like a firefly.
I was watching a little bit of Journey To The Center Of The Earth.
I almost wish i were Bio-Luminescent but it would be a bitch to sleep
Can you imagine how hard it would be to sleep when you glow in the dark?
But Yeah. I met a dude today at work who seems pretty cool, I may tell you guys more about him later, but i don't even have a suitable nickname for him yet, so no worries.
Peace!
Forever and Always
Stryker

What a day.
We had bus saftey in the morning.. Thats was a pain. I don't take a school bus.
I dont need to know this stuff, and i dont need this stuff messing up my timetable either...
I got an extended math cless, which I happen be just passing.
=/
I dont like math, my teacher is dull. I think I talk and use my cell too much...
I'm getting a 67% And i need a 75% to keep my job.
So i will try to keep my marks up. I work for the first time tomorrow. I go in for training, and i may be working frieday, then i am volunteering on Thursday. I'm Gonna Be a Workoholic =D

Lunch time was dull. All of the grade twelves [I.e. Most of my friends] went to the Brunswicker to get info on post secondary school
I get to go tomorrow, which means i miss Math :D

I shoud probably be working on my english commentary. Ick, i dont like Elglish commentar's
Its due Friday and i have a test tomorrow...

I think i will go in for math help. Tomorrow at lunch and after school. Just in case, cuz or math midterm is thursday.
I got kissed by a lesbien today.. Which is kinda ironic i suppose. Sparky just randomly game up and grabbed me and kissed me, and she kept doing it...

Strange >.>
Whatever, i don't mind. All the funner for me.

Yes, Funner is a word
I leave you with my last word

"Macroxenoglossophobia"
Forever and Always
Stryker

Well, i certainly had an interesting weekend.
FYI I hate poetry...
So lets see what happened today...
We had a lockdown during D Block.
Okay so the whole idea of a lockdown, although a good intention.
If your a high school student, you would know the Lockdown routine. If i wanted to shoot up the school, i would know where everyone hides and such, its kinda useless..
Even with locking the doors, its doesn't matter.
But it is appreciated because its the most they could do... sadly...
But me and my friend hid under our table and chatted for the entire time.
Sudden thought, Fruit loops and Grape Juice is horrible.

I also ran Rae into a paino today... at lunch time. We Were just in the music room and I was just doing little things to annoy her, she fell and cracked her head.
I'm feel very sorry about that.. >.>

I went to zeller north today, i had my actual interview :S
I Got my shirt, its red and white.
I'm pretty tired, sorry for no big updates today. I will do a better update tomorrow..
Forever and Always
Stryker

[Untitled]

Have you ever seen a bird fly underwater?
I betcha you haven't.
I have.
I have seen thousands of little hummingbirds all fluttering around underneath the glassy surface.
Chaotic, and undecided. There are no waves.
But acceptance breeds acceptance
First two little birdies Flying in one direction Then Four, Then More,
Thousands of these little birds all flying in one direction.
Until they realize that there is land in front of them.
Hit The Breaks
All thought in union, a single desire not to want to be dried upon shore
But chaos breeds chaos
Up and back do they fly, so that even some of their comrades have no support.
Crash!
Humming birds are scattered and seep back into the ocean.Time to do it all again....

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In Front of me stretches an endless body of seas
Her Curves Move so naturally As She Dances and Sings a Peaceful tune.
Moving slowly upon the beach,
Her colors range of all the blues of the spectrum, including those which are hidden the human eye
As she dances, prances, and glides.
Along the beach, she does slide
Until she is but what was once just a spark of imagination

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Galloping, striding, blazing a trail
Not ahead,
Not Behind,
Beside Me.
110, 120, 130
His Large Powerful crimson muscles toned perfectly for travelling up to these speeds
Never Taking The Lead
Never Giving It Up
Only Together We Raced
140, 150, 160
Onward he pushed, as did I.
His Four long thick legs, looking as though they had been scorched by the fires of hell.
His Black Eyes Told me all i needed to know.
It said all past any need for a 'why'
Simply a need to Go.
Go.
Go.
To Exist alongside others and Run along with them as an equal.
Simply a Need To Be

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An Angel
Kneeling down, praying to the heavens.
Calm, Soothed, Aware.
Wings spread for comfort in its surrounding.
Slowly, As if infected by a poison,
The tip of an innocent angel wing begins to blacken.
Veins of the furies of the hells slowly crawling, gnawing, taking over.
Death and decay, The smell of rotting flesh.
Burnt, blackened and dead,
The remains of the wing give way to a figure.
A Demon
Crouched Over, Plotting his wills
Demented, Uprisen, Chaotic

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Smile, Smile, Smile
Happy, Happy, Happy
Laugh, Laugh, Laugh.
Please, No! Stop! I Can't...
Happy, Happy, Happy,
Smile, Smile, Smile
Laugh Laugh Laugh
My Cheeks, They Hurt! My Teeth are Going to Break!
Smile, Smile, Smile.
Laugh, Laugh, Laugh
Happy, Happy, Happy
He he, My smile is so happy, my eyes lay askew,
Is it truthfully happiness, When It's Thrust Upon You?

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Come away with me
to the land of the paints
Everything is Simple
No fights
No Disagreement.
But I like it here
I am safe.
I have people who love me.
I have people who care about me.
I have people who worry about me.
Come Away With Me
To the land of paints.
Safety and Worry
Love And Care
All of these emotions we would not Dare...
I Will Stay Here.
I keep people safe
I Love people
I Care About People
I Worry About People
Helping Is why I'm Here,
I Will Stay Here.
Come away with me
to the land of the paints
Naught Will you sleep again
Eyes will bore themselves into you!
Never Shall Thy Rest!
Our Unmoving eyes Shall Stare into the darkest recesses of your soul.
We shall Judge your Innocence. Blood Shall Have Blood!
Wash Thy Blood From thy Hands to be cleaned from this affair so unnatural.
Only in aid of other shall thy Repent...

Death and Quotes

Holy, this feels like Friday so much.

I think it was because i worked yesterday, and usually that means that this would be Friday.

Lets see, nothing amazingly extraordinary, except that fact that i had improv at lunch.

Improv, is the art of making stuff up on the spot (basically)
Like "Whose line is it anyway?"
anyway, we played some games, I think i died three or four times. once by a crazy bird flu and another time from choking to death. It was pretty fun.
We played Zip Zap Zop.
That where you all stand in a circle and one person shoots someone else and says 'Zip'. Then that person points to someone and says 'Zap'. Then that person point to someone and says 'Zop'. Repeat. When someone says the wrong thing, they die a very dramatic death. Goddess died from her granny chopping her head off with a meat cleaver...

Also, i chose my costume for Halloween. I know, little late, eh?
But yeah, I'm Going to be a Vampire :D
Gray got a makeup kit that had capsules of fake blood, so I'm going to use a few of them. But Im going as a modern vampire, basically a really pale goth, with bite marks. It will be fun, i will be biting people with fake capsules in my mouth. It will be very fun. Hehe. I think i will also carry around a glass full of tomato juice, then probably get some tomato soup from Rae.

Oh yeah, i did a lot more work on that painting, the tigger one... that's what Moe nicknamed him... He Coming along awesomely, but hes due tomorrow. I think he will be going up on my wall.
And speaking of tomorrow, Ms Songstress told us today that she didn't like Halloween. How Do You Not Like Halloween?!? Free Candy and you get to dress up like a freak, which i would do anyway, if it wasn't frowned upon =/
But she said it was because she didn't like it when people knew her, but she didn't know who they were, she thought it was creepy. She also told us a story about when she went to a party and she met a guy who had an end table sticking out from his stomach and a lamp and a book on it.
He was One Night Stand.
Da-Dum-Chi

So yeah, I was supposed to go out with boobs for lunch but i had improv, so she wasn't too happy about that. I think we will go tomorrow. I dunno, Kinda a spur of the moment thing.
That reminds me of a quote.
Quote Time:
"If Your Not Living On The Edge, Your Taking Up Too Much Room"

I used to have it as an msn icon. It basically mean that if your not living life to its fullest, then your taking that from another poor soul who could have. Basically like one that I have now.
"Because i Have lived my life to its fullest, I shall have no fear in dying"
Which is my feeling towards death.
If I'm Going to die, so be it. Ive had a hell of a run. I absolutely have had a blast in my life time. Ive had the best friends on the face of this earth. Best example of this is Wind, who helped me through some rough times. (my personal therapist...) I love her to death, shes so awesome.

However if i do die, i want to go out in style.

You know when you break up with someone, and people tell you "Dint be sad its over. Be happy it happened." Well, that how i wanna go out, Not with a bang. Nut with a Nuclear Fucking Explosion. Except its like I'm dumping all of you...

I want a huge party. I want to have the Biggest party in the universe at my funeral. I want Drinking, Loud music, and party games. A huge celebration of how awesome my life was. and that now I'm probably in hell, getting poked with a very pointy stick. ^.^
Well, i will be off for the day. I dint want to bore you all.
Forever and Always

Stryker

Post. Scripture. I'm Feeling very italicized today.

Massages and Work

So I'm in a touch of a frazzle...Not exactly sure why...
Oh well. So i had a pretty good day today. Nothing really crazy happened.
Oh, actually i lost an earring! i dunno where. >.>

So at lunch i had to get $5 from a friend and buy new ones...

Oh and after i got back from lunch i gave Boobs a back massage and hung out inside the stairwell. I find that people never actually talk when you give them massages, they just kinda sit there...Actually this one time, at one of Wind's parties, i gave this girl a massage for 4 and 1/2 hours with hot oil and she couldn't move afterward. :D

Did I mention i work well with my hands?
Oh Yeah, The stairwell is basically the science wing stair well where our group hangs out. There are no cameras, unlike the rest of the school, and its kinda small, which makes it cozey.

Oh yeah, and me and Rae took the bus up to the hospital, cuz she lives close and i had to go volunteer. So, i bugged the crap outta her, strictly cuz its fun though...

Actually, one thing thats been bugging the crap out of me. I have been gettting compared to a lost puppy alot recently... like 4 people and a teacher... A TEACHER!!

I don't even match the characteristics that much, except that i like to follow people around because i have nothing else to do.

And i suppose because i listen so well. I've learned that when you ignore girls or don't do what they ask, they get mad at you. as ive stated before.
Hell Hath No Fury
Like A Women Scorned

So, I've become well trained... not whipped, but trained.
So, yeah, back to stuff.

Ms. Songstress. I will call her that because her name reminds me of a song..who is my english teacher, assigned us a commentary.. Okay, number one. Ick. number two. Ugh. Yay three letter words.

I really always missed the point of writing essays. I mean we've read shakespear. Obviousily anyone who isn't sitting there with a stunned look on their face, (there is always a few) already know what its about. Unless you want to be a writer, which there is a class for, then there is no point behind it.

Oh sure, it shows that we know whats going on, but thats what tests are for.

I think Commentarys are a waste of the average students time and are serious pain.

I think this post may be incredibly short but nothing Zaney really happened today..

i will probably make like a baby and head out for a shower here soon so i guess i will wrap it up, actually that reminds me.

Boobs said that she was going to give me a christmas gift, but i had to wrap it >.<

(if you didn't get that, you won't. Its over your head and under your feet)
Anyways

I'm off
Forever and Always
Stryker

Frogs and Jobs

Wow, what a day.

So, did the daily timmy's thing... yada yada yada...

Oh yeah! Something i failed to mention. I have this friend and she kinda just got inducted to our group recently, cuz we just met her this year, cuz she moved to alberta. Her Nackname: Goddess. I wish i was kidding. Shes tall, amazing complexion, mile long, drool worthy legs, and oversized... Brains.

aaaannnyyway. We put her through initiation a few weekends ago. She came to a party at wind's house and we played boxhead.

For those who Don't know what boxhead is i will explain it in 3 words.

Drinking Card Game.

Oh and...

ShitLoad Of Fun!

(Is that two words or just one...?)
So, yeah. We All got nice and toasty..>.> where was i going with this again. I dunno.
None of my smoker friends had smokes today. I got to laugh at them because they were all croaking...
Yeah, apparently that means that they were dying from nicotine withdrawl, i just don't understand where the frog came in. :/

I think its the third time I've falen asleep in Electronics...

That class just makes me sleepy, the same way math makes me want to put a pencil through my eye...

I spent lunch chatting with Rae. We both should have been foam with pointy things, (Archery) but we decided that we were going to go for a walk...

The poor girl is in IB. Thats all i should have to say for most. IB Student have their choice between
Social life
Homework

and Sleep

They only get to choose two though...

So, nothing really happened at school, but after school, as i was chilling out, wait for my interview to start. we some how gathered up a huge amount of people. It started out with just me and Rainbow, then Ant showed up. After dinner (Rainbow treated us to pizza delight.) Mistress and her bf J showed up. Then i went in for my interview.

1/2 the interview was her telling me how perfect i was for the job. XD
Then two more people that i barely know show up.
yeah. When people that i dont know show up, i leave. Now i have to find something to blow my first paycheck on :D

Oh yeah. You should definatly leave some comments. I'd love to know who all is reading...

Aside from that it wasn't a very important day... these may become less and less frequent due to my working... but i doubt it...
I also got called in to volunteer tomorrow instead of thursday so thats where i will be tomorrow til about nine thirty. But i guess i will go for tonight.

Forever and Always

Stryker

Bowls of stupid and Math

So, Let's See..

Well, I left my book bag at a friends house after a party last Friday. It had my sketchbook, and my English book. So I had to stuff the contents of my lunch into my pockets...(lmao Pizza pocket. Name actually suits it...) and grab my own sketchbook and head out the door.

The Difference between my sketchbook and my art book, is that my sketchbook is for personal use and my art book is for art class. I had to make it look like i was doing something or else my art teacher would jump down my throat. I am painting a nice picture of a tiger tho...

So, after i catch the bus in the morning i get to Timmy's and take a seat with my friends. At this particular Tim Horton's there happens to be a supervisor that we don't like. If we happen to be siting five to six to a booth, or if, heaven forbid, we pull a chair up next to the booth, She comes and tells us off because we are a 'fire hazard'
Okay firstly, that's just an excuse to yell at teenagers. Secondly, ANYTHING WITH TWO LEGS AND PULSE IS NOT A FIRE HAZARD. Yeah... No.

So poor boobs, who I'm guessing had been out drinking but didn't want to admit it. or was just sick from all the sex she has been having, decided that she wanted to go home... Okay whatev. Then She finds out that her cell is disconnected.
Quick Life Lesson
Angry Chicks Are Scary!!!
This is why i stay on their side.

So Boobs borrows my phone and called her mommy and wasn't seen for the rest of the day

Next I got a text from Wind. Shes a Gorgeous friend of mine... She is usually the party thrower.

anyway her boyfriend, Gray, Who i happened to be good friends with. One of the few... He is a cool dude, anyway. she texted me asking me if i could help decorate his locker. so i went and did that while she wrapped his present in duct tape. I was thinking to myself "Do she not want him to actually get it?" but yeah, its like a tradition with them.

Skip Ahead

Skip Ahead

Skip Ahead

I was playing computer games in my computer science class when i stumbled across this quote

"As Far As the laws of mathematics refer to reality, they are not certain.
As far as they are certain, they do not refer to reality"

So after my brain exploded and imploded several times i came up with...The world is constantly changing and math isn't. You have to think logically when you are dealing with reality. In a fake world all math would add up. Pi would have an ending.
So i took a bus home and just got a phone call from zellers, where Mistress and Rainbow work. They called for an interview. So i have one tomorrow.
Flashback Story.
So i was on msn the other night Talking To Rae and our convo consisted of

Me"Did you have a bowl of stupid for breakfast?"

Her"No, Did You?"
Me"No they dont serve them at Tim Horton's..."
:D

I'm actually a touch hungry. I wonder whats for supper.

I guess thats all for today.
Forever and Always
Stryker

An intro and Boobs.

I guess the easiest way to start is to explain me.
Its a pain, with all the stereotypes of teenagers, to say that i am a 16 teen year old boy. No i don't wear a wangster hat. I don't go around robbing places, or firing guns. In fact i am probably the most sexist guy you'll meet. WAIT. "He's sexist?" i can almost see your mouse going to the close buton. Maybe it should go there too. I hate men. And now i can almost hear the wheels turning in your head. Hes a gay yet he hates them? Yeah, welcome to my life. My Friends are predominately female, however there are a few of the other sex that seem to slither into my life. Next!

I attend my local high school and am in my correct grade. Also I like to hang out with my friends across the street from my school, where they smoke, Therefor, i get labeled as a smoker. oh my. I don't mind though, i must be pretty important if people talk about me. :D

Sleep kinda doesn't work for me anymore either. that and waking up sucks alot. I enjoy many activity's including parkour, martial arts and blackjack. That why you have the ace of spades as a cursor.
When you hear me talk about my friends i wont use there actual names, they all have very interesting nicknames, so that's how i will refer to them.

I do love to go out and party on the weekends, as a group, me and my friends have a place to party and a place to crash. Its interesting. When my parents have party usually at least one person drives home. Yet with my group of friends, we would rather chop off your feet then let you drive home.

I will probably be posting on any weekday that time permits. This means no Thursday posting usually, because i volunteer at the local hospital. Yes, i know. I'm such a good kid.
Wrong!

I just try to level out the good and bad.

I like to strive to be different, but I'm also a little bit of a nutcase. I often wonder if i went into a therapist, if they would even know where to start. I'm the kid of kid who will wander through zellers for a half an hour, not looking for that one nice shirt, not browsing their game section, but switching all their price tags around the store. Or buy a bottle of pop, with full intention to drink and then at the last minute deciding to huff it out a bus window. I love chaos a little too much.

I think from here out you will just hear my take on whatever happened at school that day. i dont expect to get this blog much popular, but more of a personal account and reference for me to look back on and say 'man i was a messed up kid. But those were good times'

I like to live life on the saying 'If your not living on the edge, your taking up too much room' even if it means pushing the law.

Speaking of the law. Most people think of the law as a line. then there's that yellow tape. 'Do not Cross' when really its like a rubber bands. You can push it, but only so much until it breaks. Trespassing is a beautiful example of this. Ignorance is the remedy to this poison. "I'm sorry i wasn't aware that this nuclear power plant was private property..."

I guess this is a little long but its good venting for me. i don't do it much. actually i can talk about one of my friends now. She doesn't have an appropriate nickname. and the old general selection isn't very good. it would be very suggestive to call her 'deepthroat' wouldn't it?

Well, her nickname is Boobs. This was given to her by the rest of the girls in my group because of her most defining feature (s)

anyway... poor boobs always has one problem or another so i usually get to let her vent on me. I like listening to people vent, if you vent it means somethings generally pissed you off. It means your human, and not as much of the teenager species. I dont like Teenagers that much either.

I guess i will stop for the night before you guys get an overload of me. I will post again on Monday. It should be interesting. By the way f any of my friends happen to find this, you should probably only use you nickname. I'm thinking only one will anyway. maybe two.

I will shut up and leave you with a nice quote.
"It is better to live a Short Exciting Life, That you loved, Then a long boring life that you hated."
Forever and Always

Stryker McClain